If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

vndercontrol:

Couples who come out to eat and just sit on their cellphones

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk)